[[Splink is wandering through the woods.]] Splink: Nothing like a nice ominous woods to make you feel safe and secure.
[[Splink notices that several of the trees have markings carved on them.]] Splink: What's this! What's this? There are symbols etched into all of these trees? Sporks and penguins and elves. . . oh my!
[[Splink sees a tree with a t-shirt on it.]] Splink:This tree has no nipples. . . [[The tree opens and a hand reaches out.]] Hey!
[[The hand pulls Splink into the tree.]] Splink: Hey! Wait a minute! I have my own. . .
[[The tree slams shut.]] |
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